Tuesday, October 6, 2009

Delivery

Warning: There is a rant coming.

Why don't any fucking restaurants in St. Louis deliver food to me?  I did not forget that there is St. Louis style pizza (blech), Papa John's (which I am heartily sick of at this point), and Domino's Pizza (which almost didn't even get dignified with a parenthetical comment).  No sandwiches, no East Asian food, no Indian food, no South American food, no Mexican food.  I am drooling at the possibilities, only to call and have them laugh at me because the idea that they deliver food is so absurd and aren't I amusing.

I just want to lazily enjoy a fucking sandwich prepared by someone else and delivered to my house by someone else.  Is that too much to ask?

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